Monday, June 2, 2008

Graham is hot.. apparently

Ok, so no need to worry about me guys.. I was just feeling fat and I went for a sarcastic post. Graham thinks I'm beautiful, even when I look disgusting, so he's not putting extra pressure on me or anything. I just want to look good for myself.

But yeah, so Graham might be embarrassed about these stories, but I think they're hilarious. I'll just start telling them.

Before I met Graham, he used to sell protein bars in Bally's gym in downtown Portland. Some guy got his phone number for protein bars, but instead asked about his height and weight. Graham told him, and the guy said, oh yeah.. that's just the right size. He then offered to give Graham a full body massage. Graham of course said no.

So when we first moved into our apartment building, a weird man tenant asked me about Graham and how old he was. He then went on about how handsome Graham is and how he puts every other man in the building to shame. He also asked how often he works out.
----Later that day, I mentioned this man's name to Graham, and Graham was like, yeah.. I think he's a pedophile because I saw him looking at the Olson twins online. I then told him about him asking about how old he was, etc.. Graham was kind of creeped out.

Several people in the ward have told us that we're the cutest couple ever, but one man in our ward took it to the extreme yesterday. After sacrament meeting, this man turned to me and asked, "so how does it feel to be married to the most handsome guy in the world? I mean, man.. gahh. sheesh." Graham didn't like how this guy said it.. Hahaha.

Also, the creepy guy in our apartment building again asked Graham how often he worked out and how he keeps his body so toned.. Personally, I thought this guy would've lost his interest once he found out that Graham is over 12 years old. Mind you, Graham hasn't been to the gym since like October.. so "toned" isn't really the right word. Anyways, this guy has the hots for Graham apparently..

But, so do I... and ain't no man gettin between me and my man, no matter how much he may flatter Graham.

**Update: I told Graham about this blog entry, and he had another funny story about guys thinking he's attractive... or gay?

He was in American Eagle, buying a new shirt for our first date (aw how cute right?), and they were giving away free cloth bags with purchases. The "gay" salesperson tried to convince Graham to take one, and he said no.. The guy said, "are you sure? The bag is pink." Graham refused the bag again, and the guy said, "Oh, I was hoping you would like the pink bag." Hahahahaha. Poor Graham.

8 comments:

Mallory said...

so what you really meant was "graham is hot... to men"

those are hilarious stories.

Shannon said...

wow, definitely creepy. he does kinda have a baby face, so i guess i can see the pedophile's interest, but still-eww. you guys really are a cute couple and you are beautiful! :)

heidi nielsen said...

Okay, those stories are funny but for some reason I got the biggest laugh out of the labels at the bottom--"creepy, Graham". You're sure to get some interesting blog visitors with labels like that.

Darren and Tisha said...

Seriously, how often does Graham work out. You know, just curious... d

Whitney said...

Poor Graham. Very weird ward/apartment people.

Tara & Justin said...

Hey Sherri, it's been a long time! I found you on Shannon's blog. This post gave me a good laugh - I can't believe that! Your poor guy can't even escape it at church!

Alexis said...

That is hilarious. I especially like the pink bag story, and I agree that the labels made laugh the most.

Tyler said...

Just ask to see videos of Graham in our Christmas plays, you might begin to wonder whether or not he didn't secretly take the pink bag...

This is the home building post I DIDN'T want to write..

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