So yesterday, I was in the public bathroom innocently bending over to pick up some papers, when
WHAMMMM
I slammed my head into the tampon/pad metal box on the wall while standing back up at full force
I literally saw stars and thought I was going to black out
I have a massive bump on my head to prove it
Oh, and there were 2 witnesses to my stupidity
One can only hope I get some kind of compensation from Workers' Comp... Or at least a helmet.
6 comments:
you saw stars? how funny.
Haha, I whacked my head on an open cupboard while unloading the dishwasher, it was on the corner too and my head was bleeding, I hit it really hard, but by dignity was more sore than anything. Luckily I was alone.
I was in the bathroom at the dollar theater in Sugar House and I was trying to flush the toilet with my foot, but accidentally kicked the "feminine napkins" receptacle and knocked it right off the stall. Ha!
So a normal day huh...
Ouch! That sounds both painful and embarrassing. I'm sorry. I hope you get a big, fat settlement check from the idiots who so carelessly installed that stupid trash box. ;)
Wait, why were there papers on the FLOOR of the bathroom?
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