Thursday, December 3, 2009

I feel like an idiot

So yesterday, I was in the public bathroom innocently bending over to pick up some papers, when


WHAMMMM

I slammed my head into the tampon/pad metal box on the wall while standing back up at full force


I literally saw stars and thought I was going to black out

I have a massive bump on my head to prove it

Oh, and there were 2 witnesses to my stupidity

One can only hope I get some kind of compensation from Workers' Comp... Or at least a helmet.

6 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

you saw stars? how funny.

Tyler said...

Haha, I whacked my head on an open cupboard while unloading the dishwasher, it was on the corner too and my head was bleeding, I hit it really hard, but by dignity was more sore than anything. Luckily I was alone.

Whitney said...

I was in the bathroom at the dollar theater in Sugar House and I was trying to flush the toilet with my foot, but accidentally kicked the "feminine napkins" receptacle and knocked it right off the stall. Ha!

Jacob said...

So a normal day huh...

Shannon said...

Ouch! That sounds both painful and embarrassing. I'm sorry. I hope you get a big, fat settlement check from the idiots who so carelessly installed that stupid trash box. ;)

The Boob Nazi said...

Wait, why were there papers on the FLOOR of the bathroom?

This is the home building post I DIDN'T want to write..

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