Friday, October 17, 2008

I'm with child.. or "little one"

or not...

I swear, the next person who asks if I'm pregnant is going to get a roundhouse kick to the head.

Can't a girl with no hips/butt have a spare tire without being asked if she's "with a little one"?

Yeah, I cried a little bit..

Who did this lady think she was? She was fat! Did she want me to ask her if she's "with donut" or "with ice cream"?

Good thing I started working out last week or I probably would've punched this lady in the ovaries.

7 comments:

Whitney said...

That is not ok. You never ask ANYONE if they're pregnant. I laughed out loud reading your imagined response to this lady. "With donut" is genius.

Julie Anne said...

Yum ice cream. I want more food. And a candy bar.

Sue said...

Come on, now! You're not fat. Are you going to sign up for the indoor soccer? That sounds funner (and you get to know people) than doing a workout video all the time. I seriously get bored at the gym every day (OK -- 4 days a week).

Katie said...

This post is why even though we don't see eachother very often...you still are one of my favorite people. You're the best!

Jacob said...

I kind of wish I could say yes to that question...

Love from the South said...

I swear we were twins separated at birth. My husband calls me Derlynn (which is half Darlene from Roseann and Darling, well, because he knows who wears the pants!) Anywho, I would have absolutely asked her if she was with donut...definitely classic! I once had a male co-worker ask me if I should be at work that overdue (I was only 7 months pregnant, but yes, I looked as if I could pop at any moment). I told him if I EVER heard of him talking to another pregnant woman again I would personally shove his nuts through his *ss and see how he likes it when people ask about his "issues". The verbal warning used the word hormonal A LOT!!!!

Just tell them "I'm perfectly comfortable with myself. Why? Who's your donut's daddy?"

Shannon said...

What the hell is wrong with people?!? (sorry i've been cursing on your blog today . . .) But really, doesn't everyone in the world know that you never ever ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless she's like in labor? So stupid. I'm sure you don't even look pregnant. The girl at the cash register at the salon a few months ago asked me when my baby was due. I was like, um, I just had a baby 4 months ago. Thanks for reminding me a still look fat and pregnant. I tried not to cry. I did return the new dress I was wearing that day. I decided it must not be flattering. :)

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