or not...
I swear, the next person who asks if I'm pregnant is going to get a roundhouse kick to the head.
Can't a girl with no hips/butt have a spare tire without being asked if she's "with a little one"?
Yeah, I cried a little bit..
Who did this lady think she was? She was fat! Did she want me to ask her if she's "with donut" or "with ice cream"?
Good thing I started working out last week or I probably would've punched this lady in the ovaries.
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That is not ok. You never ask ANYONE if they're pregnant. I laughed out loud reading your imagined response to this lady. "With donut" is genius.
Yum ice cream. I want more food. And a candy bar.
Come on, now! You're not fat. Are you going to sign up for the indoor soccer? That sounds funner (and you get to know people) than doing a workout video all the time. I seriously get bored at the gym every day (OK -- 4 days a week).
This post is why even though we don't see eachother very often...you still are one of my favorite people. You're the best!
I kind of wish I could say yes to that question...
I swear we were twins separated at birth. My husband calls me Derlynn (which is half Darlene from Roseann and Darling, well, because he knows who wears the pants!) Anywho, I would have absolutely asked her if she was with donut...definitely classic! I once had a male co-worker ask me if I should be at work that overdue (I was only 7 months pregnant, but yes, I looked as if I could pop at any moment). I told him if I EVER heard of him talking to another pregnant woman again I would personally shove his nuts through his *ss and see how he likes it when people ask about his "issues". The verbal warning used the word hormonal A LOT!!!!
Just tell them "I'm perfectly comfortable with myself. Why? Who's your donut's daddy?"
What the hell is wrong with people?!? (sorry i've been cursing on your blog today . . .) But really, doesn't everyone in the world know that you never ever ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless she's like in labor? So stupid. I'm sure you don't even look pregnant. The girl at the cash register at the salon a few months ago asked me when my baby was due. I was like, um, I just had a baby 4 months ago. Thanks for reminding me a still look fat and pregnant. I tried not to cry. I did return the new dress I was wearing that day. I decided it must not be flattering. :)
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