I'm getting gipped

Ok, so fall is my favorite season by far. I love the colors, the crisp air, and the start of something new (e.g. classes, schoolyear, friends, etc.).

So yeah.. Portland is ripping me off by not allowing me to enjoy this season! Freaking A what is with the rain?! Literally, there are rivers in the parking lots, the sun never shines, and the hems of my pants are perpetually wet. No fall walks, the scenic drives are miserable with the idiot drivers, and no crisp weather--it's just WET wet WET!

Last year, the fall was gorgeous! Portland tricksed me into liking it here. It was like, here Sherri, it's beautiful and nice all the way into November. Love me. And so I did. I fell in love with Portland, the trees, the weather, etc.

Now, Portland is a biatch that rains everyday with traffic made even worse by the rain. OOoo I just heard thunder. Portland is mad at me.

Ok funny story. Like I said, I love the fall season, and would love to decorate my apartment with all fall stuff. So, I was thinking, I could be crafty and make my own decorations.

I told Graham how funny getting married is to me because I'm becoming domesticated. He said, "what do you mean?" I said, "you know, like I could be a homemaker and make crafts for our home."

He laughed and laughed at that. Thanks Graham.

I know craft making is not me, but maybe I could try? Hahahahahaha. We'll see. I could be the next Martha.