Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Nice Surprise

So, I have to tell this story because I think it's disgusting and hilarious all at the same time.

So, I went up to the private bathroom on the 2nd floor at work and noticed something weird with the paper toilet seat covers. It looked like someone had torn out 1/2 of the toilet seat covers, so you only would have half of your bum protected on the toilet.

So, I figured I'd do a good deed and tear out the ruined toilet seat protectors/covers until I got to the non-damaged ones.

About 3 toilet seat covers in, I noticed something pink in the wall holder. I thought to myself, hmmm.. weird! I wonder if someone like is trying to smuggle drugs into the hospital by leaving them in a random place like this, stuffed in a pink t-shirt.

So, out of curiousit, I pulled the pink "shirt" out from the toilet seat cover holder, only to find out that it was a pair of dirty underwear... adult-sized, mind you....

Located in said pink underwear was a couple of large turds, plus some definite skid marks/racing stripes/Hershey stains.

For one, the logic of this act is completely beyond my comprehension. There was a large wastebasket in the private bathroom where the turd burglar's underwear could have easily been stashed or hidden. Secondly, was this just a mean joke someone thought to pull on a stranger in the hospital? I mean, the poop was definitely real, but come on.. Let's think with our heads people! So you pooped your underpants.. fine! Toss 'em in the trash!

Which one would have been better to have found in the wall holder? Probably drugs..

7 comments:

lisa said...

ahhhh! that's so disgusting. and that's what happens when you use those seat protectors. bad news.

The Boob Nazi said...

hahahaha ewwwwwww

The Sweetheart said...

ewwwww, thats gross: I woulda screamed

Tara said...

NASTY!

mallory said...

just saw this lovely video today and thought of you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRm_raCj09s&feature=player_embedded#!

guess your "friend" missed step #1.

The Original TomKat said...

Drugs are way better than dookie.

Cindy said...

LOL!!! Started blog-snooping after the crock pot lady re-posted her post from last year and linked to your blog. Hope you don't mind. But this story is hilarious (and disgusting).

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